Hello there Minions,
The above quote comes from John Steinbeck. I have been drawing a blank when it comes to appropriate titles. Given that I am a hack, I stole another one. In a few moments you will see that this quote is somewhat applicable.
I hope the 8 of you are doing well. (Yet again, I have had another formal acknowledgment of somebody’s desire to read the garbage that I spew out onto this esteemed literary masterwork; however, due to my laziness or lack of creativity/wit, it will not be long before another one of you vanishes like K-State’s chances of making the NCAA tournament.) (I wrote this line before the Wildcats crushed KU in Manhattan, I will not remove or change that analogy because I find it amusing even if I am probably wrong.)
All is well here, kind of. I have never been more ready for winter to end. For the second time in the last month, I am sick. This truly sucks. I use to get strep throat once a year (last year I came down with the day I arrived back in the States; consequently I spent my birthday at the doctors and receiving antibiotic shots in my ass); other than that, I am usually not sick. Now that I have succumb to illness twice in a month, I feel like my friend Miller. Miller is a very talented writer and he writes a blog with very informative movie reviews. However, Miller has a very weak immune system (due to his excessive consumption of Mountain Dew and Doritos) and gets ill frequently and looks very sickly, all the time. Other than my amazing ability to get sick and the winter continually kicking my ass, there is not a lot to report.
Last week I traveled to the old and beautiful city of Yaroslavl. I traveled there with seven other companions. This means there were a total of eight travelers. I wish there had been one more so that I could make Lord of the Rings references throughout this post. In regards to the weekend excursion, it was awesome! It was, without a doubt, one of the most fun weekends I’ve since I moved to Russia. The weekend began with a very stupid decision on my part (which is probably why I am sick, again): I did not go to sleep the night before our departure. A couple of friends and myself went to dinner around 10:00 on Friday night. We did not finish dinner until around midnight, so I thought to myself, “I have had a couple of drinks, so if I go home and sleep, it shall be very hard for me to wake up. I think the best decision would be to stay up all night.” That is exactly what I did. I stayed out all night, took a taxi home an hour before I needed to be at the train station so I could shower and pack. I did this, it was dumb, yet it was awesome. I slept the entire 4 hour train ride and deprived myself of viewing the snow-capped Russian countryside. I am a moron.
Once we arrived to Yaroslavl, we immediately went to the banya. This was my first experience in the Russian banya. It was pretty damn cool. For the 7 of you who are unfamiliar with the Russian banya, I shall inform you: You strip down to your birthday suit, sit in very hot steam (makes a sauna look like the NIT), then submerge yourself into cold water, relax, drink water/tea/beer/vodka, the repeat this process. You are also given leaves to beat the crap out of each other. This is mean to open the pours of you skin. All in all, pretty amazing experience.
Once we finished the banya, we headed over to the Yaroslavl Kremlin. When compared to the Moscow Kremlin, it sucks. However it is beautiful and was very nice to see. You will not see any pictures from Questions Online Diary because I left my camera at the apartment. The best part of the Kremlin was outside of the walled fortress. On the banks of the Volga, a gentlemen had a hovercraft and he was willing to give rides on the frozen river, at a cost of 200 rubles per person. It was worth it. He was doing doughnuts on the river and was talking about how there some patches of the river where the ice was not so thick. It was very reassuring.
Beyond this, the rest of the trip was just spent relaxing. After the joyride on the Volga, we went to a cafe in the center of the city. Sitting at the table next to us, were 4 well behaved gentlemen. I would venture to guess that they had been at this cafe for at least 3 hours and were now deep into their 3rd bottle of vodka. After we were the for 30 minutes, 3 of the gentlemen fell asleep. This was before the sun had completely set. Later that night we went and had an amazing dinner at a restaurant on the banks of the Volga and then went to a giant club that was also on the banks of the might Russian river. Yet again, like an idiot, I stayed up until 7 30 in the morning. This is probably why I am sick.
The next day, we went to McDonald’s, which was lovely and then walked around the city. This time I had my trusty Nikon. Here are some of my below-average pictures:
All in all, the previous weekend was pretty amazing. This latest weekend sucked. Being sick sucks. The winter sucks. However, I must give a special thank you to my Dutch flatmate, Rolf. When he was back in the Netherlands, he mailed himself 2 gargantuan boxes of food. One of them contained the greatest drink in the history of the world: Dr. Pepper.
Well, I must run. I will try and speak to the 8 of you soon. Next post I will try and introduce a little segment, “Things that piss me off.” This probably will not happen:(
Ta Ta,
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